It's official - masturbation is good for you!

Professur said:
This is all good and fine, but what about us poor saps who don't have time to spank off? I mean, c'mon, what with the missus, the girlfriend, the woman next door, when the hell am I supposed to be able to spank off? I'm doomed to die of prostate cancer.
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im sure you can get them to do it for you ;)
 
5 times a week. So like, if I'm really busy and don't manage to do 5 in one week, can I play catch up and do 10 in one week? :rfap:
 
like...duh?

Now when are they going to study the health benefits of female masturbation?

The health benefits of multiple orgasms?

I wonder how many orgasms is acceptable for a female to clock off in a day...?

:hmm:
 
tonksy said:
i like at least 3.
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:D which brings me to more mastabatory pondering...how many is the most you have had in one :erm: session? I've had at least 5 i think.... :lloyd: just for the hell of it. Though its not like you need that many..3 is definately a gooood number ;)

kinda like the begining, middle,....and end. I guess :devious:
 
tank girl said:
:D which brings me to more mastabatory pondering...how many is the most you have had in one :erm: session? I've had at least 5 :lloyd: just for the hell of it. Though its not like you need that many...3 is a gooood number. ;)

like the begining, middle,....and end. I guess. :D
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Flying Solo or partnered up?
 
ClaireBear said:
Flying Solo or partnered up?
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Oh, flying solo of course -(though whilst partnered up with my "best friend"):.
I've ever been able to get off efficiently without it.

As far as Men are concerned...from my (admitedly limited) experience none of them seem to know where a clitoris is, least of all what to do with it :la:

Theres nothing better than a vibe for speedy, INSANELY intense and 100% guaranteedmultipleorgasms.

Once you've had that you'll never go back :lloyd:

Trust me on that.
 
tank girl said:
Oh, flying solo of course -(though whilst partnered up with my "best friend"):.
I've ever been able to get off efficiently without it.

As far as Men are concerned...from my (admitedly limited) experience none of them seem to know where a clitoris is, least of all what to do with it :la:

Theres nothing better than a vibe for speedy, INSANELY intense and 100% guaranteedmultipleorgasms.

Once you've had that you'll never go back :lloyd:

Trust me on that.
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Jesus woman!

Train your men!

Or sleep with those at least a decade older than you!... MUCH can be said for sexperience!

With bloke... I figure 3 or 4 tend not to count... (do people actually count? :confused: )

Flying solo... em.. 5... 6? Maybe more...
 
ClaireBear said:
Or sleep with those at least a decade older than you!... MUCH can be said for sexperience!
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hey! its not my fault if every guy I've slept with has sucked in that department! Meh, anyway none of them have stuck around long enough. :mope:

:hmm: you say I should aim for 30 year olds huh? I was already contemplating that if just for maturitys sake, but then I guess theres a lot to be said about maturity - that being one of them :brow:

I have had orgasms with guys, in the traditional sense never as intense or as satisfactory though as I have left to my own, :erm: devices.

Its more economical my way, in lots if aspects. :D
 
tank girl said:
I have had orgasms with guys, in the traditional sense never as intense or as satisfactory though as I have left to my own, :erm: devices.
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You really need to pay a visit to Mexico.
 
mmm if you insist :p I might just take you up on that...I've been thinking about taking a holiday sometime soon.
 
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