so what's the worst you've done? gone on a date wearing oil-smeared coveralls? brought your pet badger along? crapped your drawers?
Several wimmens i know get rather randy at the smell of fresh sweat.
Acted exactly the way I do sitting on my own couch, watching my own TV.
your wife is an angel
I can handle premium cigarettes for some reason (Camel, Marlborough). The cheap ones reek.
Any guy who sees this will run for the hills. Guys tend to get annoyed when the woman becomes a different person as soon as the wedding is finalized, and if they have a warning sign they'll likely seize on it.