Post #1000 - How do you measure your milestones?

[unclehobart]

My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.

 

[unclehobart]

My dick is so big, compasses do not function properly around it.

 

[unclehobart]

My dick is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only do movies in letterbox.

 

[unclehobart]

My dick is so big, Al Gore invented it.

 

[Inkara1]

Yo momma so fat, she needs MY dick in order to feel anything whens he gets fucked.

 

[highwayman]

Never mind the big dicks and the over inflation...

My dick is sooooo small that it takes a dental pick and a electron microscope to find it...

 

[chcr]

Sorry for disappearing but it takes eight hours to wash my dick and I have to sleep sometime.

 

[highwayman]

Sorry for disappearing but it takes eight hours to wash my dick and I have to sleep sometime.

Wondered what that cheesy smell was...

 

[Luis G]

Sorry for disappearing but it takes eight hours to wash my dick and I have to sleep sometime.

I suppose, finding such a little thing must be quite a task, washing it must be quasi impossible.

 

[chcr]

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.

My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.

My dick is so big, it has elbows.

I can go on and on and on just like my dick.

 

[unclehobart]

My dick is so big, it has bark.

My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual.

My dick is so big, when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit!