Quitting the ol' Cancer-sticks

Professur said:
I had 4 crackers, and I'm saving my apple for 3pm. Bite me.
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I am not trying to limit myself when it comes to fruit...I usually have a couple bananas and an apple each day...I figure it's good for me so it's OK
 
Apples are about the only fruit I can really stand. Anything high in citrus triggers my allergies, and men eating bananas is just wrong. Unless they're fried, and in a peanut butter sandwich.
 
Frying bananas defeats the purpose. Here's an idea though...banana, yogurt, skim milk and ice in a blender...FABULOUS BREAKFAST DRINK! I usually put frozen mixed berries in mine too but I dunno how the citrus-ness of those.
 
Screw the yogurt. And bugger the skim milk.

One raw egg (or two)
2% milk
strawberries
and hit frappe.

That was morning breakfast for more mornings than I care to remember growing up. Usually topped off with a tablespoon of malt extract.
 
Professur said:
Screw the yogurt. And bugger the skim milk.

One raw egg (or two)
2% milk
strawberries
and hit frappe.

That was morning breakfast for more mornings than I care to remember growing up. Usually topped off with a tablespoon of malt extract.
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Ya see...if you're trying to LOSE WEIGHT that is where the skim milk comes in over the 2%. Also, the blender we have here has a "smoothie" setting :D

I just had a wonderful snack, a banana and a glass of crystal lite :)
 
Oh, another thing...you could make a fruit salad. That gives you variety with your fruit and you don't end up with the whole "Does it look like I'm giving head?" syndrome with the bananas :D
 
Y'see nix, there's the difference in our methods. You're gonna cut fat, cut this, cut that. Try and eat healthy and all that. I'm gonna abuse the fuck outta myself. High carbs, high protein, and physical abuse. Starting with 500 stairs a day.
 
Professur said:
Y'see nix, there's the difference in our methods. You're gonna cut fat, cut this, cut that. Try and eat healthy and all that. I'm gonna abuse the fuck outta myself. High carbs, high protein, and physical abuse. Starting with 500 stairs a day.
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Permenant weight loss comes from lifestyle change, not crash dieting. You'll gain it all back once you start eatting normally again.
 
Professur said:
That's just it, I'm not changing my diet at all. I'm just upping the caloric output past the intake.
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Then why have you only eatten some crackers and an apple?
 
Coz I've been too busy to run out and get my usual triple grease burger with bacon and cheese, with onion rings and a large cola. And I still haven't gotten to the apple.
 
No, you can take it as "he's keeping his teeth tightly clenched to avoid projectile vomitting all over his monitor"

I have had Korean food twice. The first time, and the last time.

BTW, Nixy, I just ate two more crackers. Happy now?
 
Professur said:
No, you can take it as "he's keeping his teeth tightly clenched to avoid projectile vomitting all over his monitor"

I have had Korean food twice. The first time, and the last time.

BTW, Nixy, I just ate two more crackers. Happy now?
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No, starving yourself will only cause your body to go into survival mode and store everything you eat as fat.
 
Professur said:
I'll more than make up for it at the supper table.
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Exactly, if you haven't eatten all day your body will freak and store your big ol' dinner all as fat.
 
unclehobart said:
Having no self-respect, I was thinking of drinking a quart of maple syrup for dinner.
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I settled on 2 pounds of tater-tots and a stick of butter... and a couple o beers.

*urp*
 
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