The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but for some reason you can only pick up a hungarian folk music station.



I wish I had stayed in bed this morning
 
Raven said:
Granted but for some reason you can only pick up a hungarian folk music station.



I wish I had stayed in bed this morning
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Granted. By this late hour you most certainly will have soiled yourself, and now yer lying in it.


I wish our vacuum cleaner hadn't broken this morning.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. By this late hour you most certainly will have soiled yourself, and now yer lying in it.


I wish our vacuum cleaner hadn't broken this morning.
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Granted...now you're wearing a French Maid outfit, and cleaning the carpets for a prisoner named 'Skillet'...

I wish my bait-casting reel wasn't broken...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted...now you're wearing a French Maid outfit, and cleaning the carpets for a prisoner named 'Skillet'...

I wish my bait-casting reel wasn't broken...
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Granted. Now as to that hole in your boat...


I wish I hadn't mentioned the damn vacuum cleaner now. :D
 
Granted, but Skillet has a really good idea concerning a vacuum cleaner....




I wish it was 6pm already.
 
granted its 6:00 p.m, but you stepped into the time machine and its 6pm back in 1980.

I wish I wasn't so tired this morning.
 
Granted, but he has now placed a 500 foot restraining order on you.


I wish this day would stop getting so damn surreal
 
Granted, but the only escape is a world obsessed by salvadoor dali paintings.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
 
Raven said:
Granted, 42.



I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.
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Granted. You wake up in 2054, on your deathbed with infected bedsores. Have a nice day.



I wish the message light on my phone weren't blinking.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. You wake up in 2054, on your deathbed with infected bedsores. Have a nice day.



I wish the message light on my phone weren't blinking.
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Granted. I hope you remember to pay your bill next time. :elaugh:

I wish I had the only winning numbers for this Wednesday's Powerball Lottery, so I could play with confidence.
 
Granted. Sadly, you try to enter them as Roman Numerals, which Interpol interprets as a terrorist code. See ya in 60 years or so!

I wish little children didn't have to be hungry in the Sudan. (Now what kind of heartless bastard could possibly corrupt this wish?)
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. Sadly, you try to enter them as Roman Numerals, which Interpol interprets as a terrorist code. See ya in 60 years or so!

I wish little children didn't have to be hungry in the Sudan. (Now what kind of heartless bastard could possibly corrupt this wish?)
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Granted. Everyone under the age of 30 now has plenty of food to eat, clothes to wear, and decent housing. Ever hear of Logan's Run? :grinyes:

I wish everyone was as clever as the person who corrupts this wish...:p
 
Raven said:
Granted, you are all as smart as me! :elaugh1:



I wish I had more money in the bank (legitimately)
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Granted. But so does everybody else. Welcome to the world of inflation. :D

I wish I could retire after 2012...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. But so does everybody else. Welcome to the world of inflation. :D

I wish I could retire after 2012...
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Granted. 2012 weeks from this moment, you may retire.

I wish I were as healthy right now as I was 15 years ago.
 
Granted, however due to a strange temporal anomoly caused by fluctuations in the tachyon st.....ermmmm....however because the Genie fucked up you were involved in a collision with a truck and broke every bone in your body 15 years ago today.


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I wish I had inserted a wish to corrupt first time around :(
 
granted, but someone corrupts it so horribly that you are forever emotionaly scared and will never be normal again.

I wish that I had some mashed potatos and gravy right now.
 
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