The Corrupted Wish Game

SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. You now have my job, which is even more boring I'm certain.


I wish this office had a damn Coke machine.

Granted. To bad you didn't specify which type of coke, and now the DEA wants to have a little chat with you.

I wish I had enough money to get custody of my kids...
 
Granted, but you spend it all on getting custody and have nothing left to keep them happy with designer clothing, trainers, cell phones and 101 things kids always need, so they insist on going back to ur ex....


I wish my hairdresser could come this week instead of having to wait 2 weeks to look nice...
 
Aunty Em said:
Granted, but you spend it all on getting custody and have nothing left to keep them happy with designer clothing, trainers, cell phones and 101 things kids always need, so they insist on going back to ur ex....


I wish my hairdresser could come this week instead of having to wait 2 weeks to look nice...

Granted but she brings her new apprentice who is the one who cuts your hair...the apprentice is blind and cuts with her left hand even though she's right handed

I wish exams were over
 
Granted but in your rush you forgot to study for them, fail and have to redo the entire course again next year, where the same thing will happen leaving you in a viscious circle of exams and the same course....


I wish I could remember where I left my car keys.
 
Granted, but now you can't remember where you left your car and you are trapped in the nightmare of expierincing "Dude Where's My Car?".

I wish that I was more confident about my final exam for medical terminology tomorrow.
 
PrincessLissa said:
Granted, but now you can't remember where you left your car and you are trapped in the nightmare of expierincing "Dude Where's My Car?".

I wish that I was more confident about my final exam for medical terminology tomorrow.
Granted, you are now filled with confidence and certainty that you will pass. Unfortunately you sleep through the exam and fail automatically with no chance of a resit.


I wish I could think and speak more coherently this morning.
 
Raven said:
Granted, you are now filled with confidence and certainty that you will pass. Unfortunately you sleep through the exam and fail automatically with no chance of a resit.


I wish I could think and speak more coherently this morning.

Granted. Unfortunately nobody understands you because they're all using slang.

I wish I didn't have to go to 12 hour shifts again...
 
Granted; next time you better keep an eye out for sales!

I wish I was more careful what I wish for.. :p
 
Granted, but you do all your wishing in this thread and the corrupted minds of OTC corrupt it each and every time.

I wish that certain people would spray the air freshner after fouling up the bathroom.
 
Granted. Now it smells like someone shit in a pine tree.

I wish I had a good wish to go here.
 
granted, you have a good wish to post, but it's all messed up by me.

I wish I had more time to get gifts for christmas.
 
Granted; time stands still, so you have all the time in the wodl to get gifts. Unfortunately, that also means Christmas never comes.

I wish for fish.
 
Inkara1 said:
Granted; time stands still, so you have all the time in the wodl to get gifts. Unfortunately, that also means Christmas never comes.

I wish for fish.

Granted. You're now in the center of an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with non-chlorinated water, one half pint of fresh beef blood, and 100 giant pirahnas. Have a nice swim...

I wish everyone a merry Christmas. :p
 
Granted.

And it was the last Christmas anyone would see, due to that teeny weeny asteroid heading our way.


I wish dinner was already cooked.
 
Starya said:
Granted.

And it was the last Christmas anyone would see, due to that teeny weeny asteroid heading our way.


I wish dinner was already cooked.


Granted. It's already been eaten, too. Now get busy washin them dishes. :D

I wish George Jetson had worn less starch in his collar.

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Granted, but now that is the style and if you do not conform to the overly starched collars, you will sentenced to a life of building pyramids for those evil aliens that give you an anal probe everynight for thier enjoyment.

I wish that the workers of Taco Bell were not such fucktards.
 
PrincessLissa said:
Granted, but now that is the style and if you do not conform to the overly starched collars, you will sentenced to a life of building pyramids for those evil aliens that give you an anal probe everynight for thier enjoyment.

I wish that the workers of Taco Bell were not such fucktards.

Granted. Now you get a lecture about the quality of take-out food vs home-cooked, and are tossed out empty-handed.

I wish I had a better phone in my office.
 
PrincessLissa said:
Granted, but now that is the style and if you do not conform to the overly starched collars, you will sentenced to a life of building pyramids for those evil aliens that give you an anal probe everynight for thier enjoyment.

I wish that the workers of Taco Bell were not such fucktards.

Granted. They are now your immediate supervisors.

Fucktards. Good word btw. Style points awarded.

I wish a delivery truck laden with Twix bars would break down in front of my house around dark.
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Now you get a lecture about the quality of take-out food vs home-cooked, and are tossed out empty-handed.

I wish I had a better phone in my office.

Granted. No one ever calls it except telemarketers, who call it exclusively.

I still wish a delivery truck laden with Twix bars would break down in front of my house tonight around dark.
 
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