The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. You are covered in scalding hot gravy and mashed potatos by some recently emotionally scarred brit and suffer 70% burns.



I wish I had booked tomorrow off work as well as friday.
 
Granted, but you will have to work saturday and sunday for the next 4 weeks as penance...

I wish I could buy lots of christmas presents...
 
Aunty Em said:
I wish I could buy lots of christmas presents...
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Granted. Your credit has been extended. Now you'll be paying interest charges for 2 years, instead of one... :evilcool:

I wish I had a home of my own, instead of the 'flat' I'm living in...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Your credit has been extended. Now you'll be paying interest charges for 2 years, instead of one... :evilcool:

I wish I had a home of my own, instead of the 'flat' I'm living in...
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Granted. And lucky you. This refrigerator box once held a side-by-side model. Oooh, luxury...


I wish a certain co-worker would give me five consecutive minutes of peace...
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. And lucky you. This refrigerator box once held a side-by-side model. Oooh, luxury...
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:p

SNP said:
I wish a certain co-worker would give me five consecutive minutes of peace...
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Granted, but after 3 minutes of silence, you check on him, and find him slumped over his desk with a knife in his back...instinctively, you pull the knife out...just as the police arrive.

I wish I could actually use my vacation time when I want, and not when it's convenient to the Air Force...
 
Granted, but thats because you have just been dishonourably discharged on some obscure but highly criminal charge that you were not aware of, such as misappropriating air force hot chocolate to mix with coffee :D


I wish I could go home now and stay there for a couple of weeks.
 
Granted. As you open the front door, you are taken captive by a sex-crazed Richard Simmons. Buckle up! :winkkiss:




I wish common sense hadn't died a premature death.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. As you open the front door, you are taken captive by a sex-crazed Richard Simmons. Buckle up! :winkkiss:




I wish common sense hadn't died a premature death.
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dear gods man! What did I ever do to you? ;)

Granted, your sense of humour took its place.


I wish I had a different job (that didnt involve cleaning up excrement or prostitution)
 
Granted. No more excrement or prostitution. That means that you no longer give a shit about sex. Sorry.



I wish people would think before the speak.
 
Granted, but then you would have to change your signature.

I wish I didn't have to buy another can of orange paint.
 
abooja said:
Granted, but then you would have to change your signature.

I wish I didn't have to buy another can of orange paint.
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Granted. Now you have to buy every can of orange paint...

I wish I could get a good nights sleep tonight.
 
PrincessLissa said:
Granted, rest up cause you will never sleep more than 15 minutes a day again.

I wish that I had an electric blanket.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you also wished for a bucket of water at some point in time. Too bad they arrived simultaneously.


I wish I could afford a decent vacation trip.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. Unfortunately, you also wished for a bucket of water at some point in time. Too bad they arrived simultaneously.


I wish I could afford a decent vacation trip.
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Granted...the trip back, however... :D

I wish the weather was 20 degrees warmer...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted...the trip back, however... :D

I wish the weather was 20 degrees warmer...
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Granted. It's just not 20 degrees warmer where you are.

I wish I had a harem comprised of a dozen ladies of my personal choosing, ready and willing to do my bidding on a moment's notice.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. It's just not 20 degrees warmer where you are.

I wish I had a harem comprised of a dozen ladies of my personal choosing, ready and willing to do my bidding on a moment's notice.
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Granted...but they only understand Aramaic. :D

I wish it was summer again, here where I'm at. :p
 
Gato_Solo said:
I wish it was summer again, here where I'm at. :p
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Granted. It is now summer right there where you are, and it started 5 minutes after you boarded the plane...


I wish this pile of paperwork on my desk was already completed correctly.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. It is now summer right there where you are, and it started 5 minutes after you boarded the plane...


I wish this pile of paperwork on my desk was already completed correctly.
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Granted. Too bad the forms are 2 years out-of-date. Good luck transcribing. :D

I wish it wasn't so boring at work...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Too bad the forms are 2 years out-of-date. Good luck transcribing. :D

I wish it wasn't so boring at work...
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Granted. You now have my job, which is even more boring I'm certain.


I wish this office had a damn Coke machine.
 
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