The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. And since it is in better shape than you now are, the wrecker in your driveway is replaced with an ambulance.

I wish this office had a functioning soda machine.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. And since it is in better shape than you now are, the wrecker in your driveway is replaced with an ambulance.
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You know my back is giving me trouble again, right? :alienhuh:

SnP said:
I wish this office had a functioning soda machine.
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Granted. Too bad it only takes Japanese yen...

I wish I'd brought my motrin to work this morning...
 
granted, your lunch break is longer, but you forgot to bring a lunch and the cafeteria is closed.

I wish upon a star.
 
Granted, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you....and you are doomed to hear that song over and over...

I wish my telephone would stop ringing!
 
Granted your telephone stops ringing, but the ringing in your ears won't.

I wish today to be a happy day!
 
HomeLAN said:
Granted, but you step into an underground wasp nest.
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Which would be zero problem, as it is too cold for wasps to survive right now... :lloyd:

Granted. It is 5 PM in Atlanta. You awaken at your desk at 11 PM. Happy weekend.

I wish it would warm the ^*#! up already!
 
Granted. The USGS is astonished by the new volcano in your front yard.


I wish I had something better for lunch.
 
Professur said:
Granted. The USGS is astonished by the new volcano in your front yard.


I wish I had something better for lunch.
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granted, you have something better for lunch, but you have to share it with all of ME. :D :brush:

I wish i didn't have to watch my neices cat while she is staying with my sister for god knows how long!
 
HomeLAN said:
Granted, but it's because the cat drops dead.

I wish it didn't look like rain for tonight's cookout.
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granted, but then it snows.

i wish those bastards at the IRS had deposited my money last night.
 
Granted, but they added quite a few zeros to the original number.

I wish that my brother would hurry up and put ink in my mother's printer.
 
granted, but everytime you go to print, blotches come out on your paper.

I wish every morning the boyz would not fight.
 
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