The Corrupted Wish Game

Inkara1 said:
Granted; he could but he doesn't.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time lately.
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Granted, you've now been tired all the time...for forever...

I wish someone else would unpack my room for me :lloyd:
 
Granted. No that the tornado is over, you have to find your stuff. :D

I wish it was 0200 already, so I could go home.
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. No that the tornado is over, you have to find your stuff. :D

I wish it was 0200 already, so I could go home.
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Granted, you've gone back in time to the year 200.

I wish my cat wasn't so damn noisy every morning.
 
Stop Laughing said:
Granted, you've gone back in time to the year 200.

I wish my cat wasn't so damn noisy every morning.
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Granted now it makes noise all through the night.

I wish it were january
 
Granted...it's the worst winter in recorded history, and you have no heat.

I wish I had more than 2 days off a week...and still had my job...;)
 
granted you have 20/20 vision and now you see what everyone really looks like! :alienhuh:


I wish i didnt have a hangover!
 
Granted you are now the richest man in the world. But its all from drug money



I wish I could keep my grades the way they are and keep passing classes
 
freako104 said:
Granted you are now the richest man in the world. But its all from drug money
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That's not a corrupted wish since my account's all drug money already. I work at a drugstore, after all...

freako104 said:
I wish I could keep my grades the way they are and keep passing classes
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Granted, however your classes don't transfer making all those grades useless (happened to my bro already, junior colleges suck ass).

I wish I wasn't so congested today. *ACHOOOO!*
 
Granted. You just reduced your congestion by 50% by sneezing out a lung.

Dayum, that'd hafta hurt...




I wish modern medicine could find me some permanent non-lethal relief from this pancreas pain.
 
Granted. She is now doing her own laundry. On a washboard. Naked. On Main Street.


I wish that, instead of working, I were peacefully trout fishing on the bank of Paint Creek in a nice sunny spot free from snakes, catching my limit with zero hassel from outside influences.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. She is now doing her own laundry. On a washboard. Naked. On Main Street.


I wish that, instead of working, I were peacefully trout fishing on the bank of Paint Creek in a nice sunny spot free from snakes, catching my limit with zero hassel from outside influences.
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Granted. Unfortunately, your rod breaks and you cannot leave this alternate dimension. :evilcool:

I wish I could keep my Audi in top condition.
 
Granted, but the expense is so high you're forced to sell it and maintain it for the new owner.

I wish my mother-in-law would, in some way which does not harm her, get over this snit she's in.
 
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