The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, she has a near death experience which gives her a sense of a new lease on life, and joins a weird money-sucking cult because of it.

I wish I had better teams to root for here in Chicago. (White Sox don't count)
 
Stop Laughing said:
Granted, she has a near death experience which gives her a sense of a new lease on life, and joins a weird money-sucking cult because of it.

I wish I had better teams to root for here in Chicago. (White Sox don't count)
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Granted...but everybody else is better, too. :p

I wish all my bills were paid off...
 
Granted. Your bills are all paid off. Oh, and Satan is here to claim your soul. Something about a deal y'all made to get the bills paid off...


I wish Baby Ruth bars weren't so fattening, while maintaining their ambrosia-like flavor.
 
Granted, but the only time you can ever get your hands on one again are when you're near a busy public pool and the prank is just too good not to do... :D

I wish my toes wouldn't get infected so bad.
 
Granted, however immediately after transforming you now find yourself in a bathroom in Gilroy, CA, the garlic capital of the world.

I wish this lousy hayfever would go away NOW.
 
Stop Laughing said:
Granted, however immediately after transforming you now find yourself in a bathroom in Gilroy, CA, the garlic capital of the world.

I wish this lousy hayfever would go away NOW.
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Granted. You're now dead on the floor due to lack of lungs and sinus'.

I wish my perscription to claritin hadn't run out today...
 
Granted. Of course, the DJ refers to Dick Jerker, and your pornos all feature money shots.

I wish I could stay on grave shift.
 
Granted. You're now a daylight grave digger at the shady palms funeral complex


I wish I wasn't gonna be so totally alone here monday.
 
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