The Corrupted Wish Game

*hehe, joke's on them if they burn my house down, they burn theirs down too. One reason to like town houses, you all share the same building!

Granted, you're on a rocket to the sun.

I wish the White Sox fans at work weren't so obnoxious.
 
granted, you're fired.

i wish i were someplace warm and sunny, with a beach, palm trees, an aqua blue ocean, white sand, and beautiful, adoring women.
 
Inkara1 said:
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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Granted, but in order to wake up, you have to wait 100 years till a princess kisses you!

I wish I'd hit the lottery and never had to work again!
 
Granted, your family has you involuntarily committed so they can take the money.

I wish the Braves would improve their freakin' bullpen.
 
Granted. Your blood turns to ice when you find out that you're adopted, and you discover that you are really Rosie O'Donnell's love child.


I wish I knew what to do right now.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. Your mother-in-law appears..I'm sure she's good at telling you what to do.

I wish I didn't have to call this judge today.
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Granted...you're subpoena'd instead and spend 2 years in the clink for making him wait by the phone.

I wish that my computer at home was twice as fast.
 
granted, a freak electrical surge hits, making it run supa-fly-fast for about 100ms before frying it.

i wish this download would finish faster.
 
granted-your healthy-you become the next Forest Gump, and instead of hiking you run across the world!


I wish I could go back to NJ to visit family!
 
*can't believe I let this slip this long...*

Granted. Here's a map to I-95 North, but you MUST stop in East TN and take 40 more back with you.

I wish Mare had room to take 100 more than that with her.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
*can't believe I let this slip this long...*

Granted. Here's a map to I-95 North, but you MUST stop in East TN and take 40 more back with you.

I wish Mare had room to take 100 more than that with her.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you and your family are placed on the list accidentally, and there's no way to remove the names. :devious:

I wish the pecan tree outside my front door had more to harvest this year...
 
granted, your front yard is now covered in a 2' deep blanket of pecans.

i wish this joint would clean itself.
 
tommyj27 said:
granted, your front yard is now covered in a 2' deep blanket of pecans.

i wish this joint would clean itself.
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Granted. The police catch you during the middle of the self-cleaning doobie, and you are aressted for possession.

I wish I had better TV reception in my office.
 
granted, your office is moved to the roof...of a building in alaska.

i wish i could focus on this coding
 
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