The Corrupted Wish Game

highwayman said:
Granted may you hand wash your dishes for the next year..

Wish I had a free supply of beer...
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Granted but that warm naty light has been sitting there for several months in the sun. But enjoy!

I wish I had free health insurance.
 
Granted, but the doctors are undergraduated.

I wish I had faster internet :D
 
Nixy said:
Granted but the guys at the firehouse, liking to "feel the burn", stirred it with their "little firemen". enjoy :D

I wish I had more energy.
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:rofl4:

I crack myself up!!

Sad thing is I don't remember writing this...it was 10:49am on a Tuesday though so I was definately sober.
 
highwayman said:
Granted, may you download unknown viruses

Wish I had an unlimited supply of COLD beer.. :brush:
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Granted but it's beer which was previously used for enemas (please see Lego's welcome thread if you don't know what I am talking about)

I wish someone else would do my assignments for me.
 
highwayman said:
I have seen that morbid flick... :lol2:
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See I was smart enough to read the whole thread before clicking and then decided not to watch it.
 
Your smart, I was curious even after reading the thread....It's amazing at the level of human ignorence at times...
 
BeardofPants said:
Granted. You fail.

Wish I could get over this depression shit.
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granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.
 
Leslie said:
granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.
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Granted...but it also hurries up and leaves...so does summer and fall...now it's Dec again...brrrrr

I wish I had some motivation to do something....anything...
 
Leslie said:
granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.
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Granted but it now it is spring of 2008, damn that coma

I wish the battery on my MP3 player lasted longer...
 
darn you nixy you beat me to it

Edited by Nixy: I accidentally hit edit and put my reply here...I've now removed it to do a quote...just wanted to put why it says edited by me...I need to watch where I click
 
ekahs retsam said:
darn you nixy you beat me to it

Edited by Nixy: I accidentally hit edit and put my reply here...I've now removed it to do a quote...just wanted to put why it says edited by me...I need to watch where I click
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so corrupt mine :shrug:

I think my corruption is worse though...Les HATES the cold even more than me :D
 
ekahs retsam said:
Granted but it now it is spring of 2008, damn that coma

I wish the battery on my MP3 player lasted longer...
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granted, but only when playing Lawrence Welks Greatist hits.

I wish I wasn't so tired
 
paul_valaru said:
granted, but only when playing Lawrence Welks Greatist hits.

I wish I wasn't so tired
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Granted but now you have so much energy you can't sit still so you can't get anything done

I wish I had motivation to do something...anything...
 
Nixy said:
Granted but now you have so much energy you can't sit still so you can't get anything done

I wish I had motivation to do something...anything...
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granted, your are motivated to drink enema beer... :p

I wish I had a better income.
 
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