The Corrupted Wish Game

[highwayman]

Granted may you hand wash your dishes for the next year..

Wish I had a free supply of beer...

 

[ekahs retsam]

Granted may you hand wash your dishes for the next year..

Wish I had a free supply of beer...

Granted but that warm naty light has been sitting there for several months in the sun. But enjoy!

I wish I had free health insurance.

 

[Luis G]

Granted, but the doctors are undergraduated.

I wish I had faster internet

 

[Inkara1]

I'm not sure anyone can corrupt that wish.

 

[highwayman]

Granted, but the doctors are undergraduated.

I wish I had faster internet

Granted, may you download unknown viruses

Wish I had an unlimited supply of COLD beer..

 

[Nixy]

Granted but the guys at the firehouse, liking to "feel the burn", stirred it with their "little firemen". enjoy

I wish I had more energy.

I crack myself up!!

Sad thing is I don't remember writing this...it was 10:49am on a Tuesday though so I was definately sober.

 

[Nixy]

Granted, may you download unknown viruses

Wish I had an unlimited supply of COLD beer..

Granted but it's beer which was previously used for enemas (please see Lego's welcome thread if you don't know what I am talking about)

I wish someone else would do my assignments for me.

 

[BeardofPants]

Granted. You fail.

Wish I could get over this depression shit.

 

[highwayman]

Granted but it's beer which was previously used for enemas (please see Lego's welcome thread if you don't know what I am talking about)

I have seen that morbid flick...

 

[Nixy]

I have seen that morbid flick...

See I was smart enough to read the whole thread before clicking and then decided not to watch it.

 

[highwayman]

Your smart, I was curious even after reading the thread....It's amazing at the level of human ignorence at times...

 

[BeardofPants]

See I was smart enough to read the whole thread before clicking and then decided not to watch it.

Ooh, that's what I did as well. I feel all SMRT.

 

[Leslie]

Granted. You fail.

Wish I could get over this depression shit.

granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.

 

[Nixy]

granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.

Granted...but it also hurries up and leaves...so does summer and fall...now it's Dec again...brrrrr

I wish I had some motivation to do something....anything...

 

[ekahs retsam]

granted, but it becomes extreme agoraphobia.

I wish Spring would hurry up and get here.

Granted but it now it is spring of 2008, damn that coma

I wish the battery on my MP3 player lasted longer...

 

[ekahs retsam]

darn you nixy you beat me to it

Edited by Nixy: I accidentally hit edit and put my reply here...I've now removed it to do a quote...just wanted to put why it says edited by me...I need to watch where I click

 

[Nixy]

darn you nixy you beat me to it

Edited by Nixy: I accidentally hit edit and put my reply here...I've now removed it to do a quote...just wanted to put why it says edited by me...I need to watch where I click

so corrupt mine

I think my corruption is worse though...Les HATES the cold even more than me

 

[paul_valaru]

Granted but it now it is spring of 2008, damn that coma

I wish the battery on my MP3 player lasted longer...

granted, but only when playing Lawrence Welks Greatist hits.

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

[Nixy]

granted, but only when playing Lawrence Welks Greatist hits.

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted but now you have so much energy you can't sit still so you can't get anything done

I wish I had motivation to do something...anything...

 

[Luis G]

Granted but now you have so much energy you can't sit still so you can't get anything done

I wish I had motivation to do something...anything...

granted, your are motivated to drink enema beer...

I wish I had a better income.