The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nixy]

granted, your are motivated to drink enema beer...

I wish I had a better income.

Granted but now you live in Silicon valley and are making less relative to the cost of living there than you are relative to the cost of living where you live now.

I wish my interview was over and done with.

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted... you had them in stitches... laughing that is.

I wish I'd already passed my A+ OS Technologies Exam.

 

[Mare]

granted, it works, you can't get the dishes out of it to use them though.


I wish I hit the lotto and only have to work PT.

 

[Nixy]

granted, it works, you can't get the dishes out of it to use them though.


I wish I hit the lotto and only have to work PT.

Whose wish is being granted?

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'm asuming the person above her?

 

[Inkara1]

Methinks this is a case of "quick-replying without having yet gotten to the last page." If you scroll up to the top of this page, you'll notice the first post is corrupting a dishwashing-related wish.

 

[Nixy]

Methinks this is a case of "quick-replying without having yet gotten to the last page." If you scroll up to the top of this page, you'll notice the first post is corrupting a dishwashing-related wish.

Ah, indeedy do

 

[Professur]

granted, it works, you can't get the dishes out of it to use them though.


I wish I hit the lotto and only have to work PT.

Granted. You now have to go to Pt's house and work him over.


I wish I could be at the Kansas BBQ to see Inky breaking up cement with his rectum.

 

[Nixy]

Granted. You now have to go to Pt's house and work him over.


I wish I could be at the Kansas BBQ to see Inky breaking up cement with his rectum.

Granted cause the BBQ gets moved to your cottage and Inky breaks the cement with his rectum right in the middle of your livingroom.

I wish someone would make me dinner.

 

[Professur]

Granted cause the BBQ gets moved to your cottage and Inky breaks the cement with his rectum right in the middle of your livingroom.

I wish someone would make me dinner.

Granted. Without warning, a dozen Sioux warriors grab you, strip you naked, shove a spear up your ass and out your mouth, and stick you over a fire to roast for a couple of days. You're the main course.


I wish Nixy would learn to read. I specifically said the Kansas BBQ.

 

[Nixy]

Granted. Without warning, a dozen Sioux warriors grab you, strip you naked, shove a spear up your ass and out your mouth, and stick you over a fire to roast for a couple of days. You're the main course.


I wish Nixy would learn to read. I specifically said the Kansas BBQ.

Granted, but now there's a 22 year old with additude who can also read hasseling you...instead of one who's illiterate

I wish I didn't have acid reflux

 

[Professur]

Granted, but now there's a 22 year old with additude who can also read hasseling you...instead of one who's illiterate

I wish I didn't have acid reflux

Granted. You now have basic reflux. Good luck finding medication for that.


I wish all the wimmen here were posting naked.

 

[highwayman]

Granted, but now there's a 22 year old with additude who can also read hasseling you...instead of one who's illiterate

I wish I didn't have acid reflux

Granted, may the only thing you can eat are jalapeno peppers, the little buggers

Wish I had a relationship with a nyphomaniac....

 

[woodman19_99]

Granted, may the only thing you can eat are jalapeno peppers, the little buggers

Wish I had a relationship with a nyphomaniac....

Granted, but regrettably you never got her tested, and caught several grotesque STD's to the point where your johnson fell off and now you can no longer have sex, ever...

I wish my vacation to Sarasota started THIS Saturday...

 

[Professur]

Granted, but regrettably you never got her tested, and caught several grotesque STD's to the point where your johnson fell off and now you can no longer have sex, ever...

I wish my vacation to Sarasota started THIS Saturday...

Granted. But you're sharing a room with Highway.



I wish Nixy would get that job she wants.

 

[Nixy]

Granted. But you're sharing a room with Highway.



I wish Nixy would get that job she wants.

awwwwwwwwww

 

[Professur]

awwwwwwwwww

Awww nothing. You gotta corrupt it.

 

[woodman19_99]

Granted. But you're sharing a room with Highway.



I wish Nixy would get that job she wants.

Granted (I really really hope)

I wish I hadn't thrown up from the cheasiness of Prof's post...

 

[Nixy]

Awww nothing. You gotta corrupt it.

You wished for ME to get a job...why would I go corrupt that?!

 

[Nixy]

You wished for ME to get a job...why would I go corrupt that?!

See! Woodman can't even corrupt it! It's just to sweet!!!