The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but it is built for someone who is 3 feet tall

I wish I had not thrown out my back and could get out of bed by myself
 
Granted, but it is constantly hurricane season

I wish my boss was more considerate of his employees with children
 
Granted, but you'll be working less....a lot less than you care to.

I wish I was 21 again.
 
Granted, but the chair is fixed to the floor just far away from the keyboard that you can't type.

I wish I had a plasma TV...
 
Granted. Although the Red Cross is terribly upset about the waste.


I wish that last remark was in some way funny.
 
Granted, now everyone falls about laughing whatever you say especially when you're being serious.

I wish i had a nice big bar of chocolate right NOW!
 
Granted, but somebody mistakes you for a large mosquito and splats you with a fly swat, then gasses you with mosquito spray.

I wish I didn't have to tidy up my office.
 
Granted, but someone else does it for you and you never find anything again

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
 
highwayman said:
Granted, but then you need to go 72 hours away from home...

Wish I had an oil well..
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Granted. Teenagers are now upset that you are boring into their zits...

I wish my allergies would stop acting up...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Teenagers are now upset that you are boring into their zits...

I wish my allergies would stop acting up...
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Granted, now your sinsus are so dry you feel dehydrated
I wish I had lunch
 
simplyred said:
Granted, now your sinsus are so dry you feel dehydrated
I wish I had lunch
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Granted, it's a week old container of soggy asparagus
 
Nixy said:
oh, and i wish i had some pizza from pizza pizza
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You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Nixy again

Granted, it has Mac and Cheese and fried eggs for toppings

I wish my sales people would start calling in their installs
 
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