The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted but it is a Yugo that was lost when built but recently found...

Wish there were more hours in the day to drink beer...
 
Granted, but it is always flat warm beer

I wish there were more hours in the night to sleep restful peaceful sleep and that was the only thing I had to do during those hours was sleep.
 
Granted, but it was made in 1967 and has lost all effectiveness.

I wish I could have a nice, juicy hamburger, with fresh beef, cooked to perfection.
 
Granted... you still get the shits anyway.

I wish it weren't raining every day so I could actually get furniture moved.
 
Inkara1 said:
I wish it weren't raining every day so I could actually get furniture moved.
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Granted it stops raining, you get to move furniture, but you have no home to put it in now!


I wish I were a genie and I could blink and make the house clean by itself.
 
Granted. You're a genie, living in a lamp, waiting 40,000 years for some schmuck with acne and pickle breath to release you. But your lamp is clean.

I wish I had eaten something for breakfast.
 
Granted, but now you have to move in with them because you house was flooded.

I wish I could eat and ExLarge Pepperoni Pizza without all my food intolerances kicking in...
 
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