The Corrupted Wish Game

highwayman said:
Granted, but the pizza comes with anchovies..

wish I had a larger aquarium...
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Granted, it takes up your house and you have to live in it with your fishies.

I wish my coffee cup would not empty, just magically refill itself with the same good tasting coffee I am drinking now.
 
Granted, but you drop it and it breaks into little, bitty pieces.

I wish the pollen count was somewhere under eleventy billion.
 
Granted, but you have neither the strength nor the tools to do it.

I wish I could breathe! *stuffy stuffy pollen gunk in my nose!
 
*poof the gas prices wear high heels

Granted, the gas stations no longer accept money as a source of payment

I wish I did not have to breathe out of my ass
 
Granted. You now breathe out of your fingertips. But it only works when they're shoved up your ass.

I wish I knew what your facination with high heels is this morning.
 
granted, I'll tell you...because you are imaginary (see welcome ej thread) and I made you a drag queen...corruption...now you must be one forever

I wish I knew what your obsession was with my ass this morning.
 
Granted I've been dealing with a bunch of people talking out their asses this morning. Seems to me, if someone can talk out it, you should be able to breathe out it. You were just the target of opportunity.


I wish I wasn't imaginary anymore.
 
Granted, you got screwed instead...wait, is that corruption.

All this breathing out of your ass aside, I really do wish this allergy turning sinus crap would go away.
 
Granted, it is the portion of the beach that homes the nudist colony for the Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies followers.

I wish my car were always clean
 
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