The Corrupted Wish Game

Aunty Em said:
Granted... it's about the size of a tennis court and disappears beneath the waves at high tide.

I wish I would stop staying up so late at night...
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Granted. Welcome to the world of narcolepsy...

I wish I could get my next higher rank just by showing up for the test...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Welcome to the world of narcolepsy...

I wish I could get my next higher rank just by showing up for the test...
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Granted, and now they lower pay with higher rank

I wish I could sleep through loud noises
 
Granted.... you sleep through your alarm clock's ringing and are so late for work you're fired. Now you can sleep all you want.

I wish I getting ready to go out didn't take so damn long.
 
Granted. You approach the mirror, suffer a massive heart attack, and die. Now you're done.

I wish I had some Club crackers to eat with this salad.
 
Granted but one of them has a Keebler elf, who stepped out of line, buried in it.

I wish that they'd finish all these damned renovations at my work.
 
simplyred said:
Granted, They nailed your desk to the ceiling

I wish I had more chocolate
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Granted but it still needs to be picked and processed and there is a sugar shortage.

Wish I owned a coffee plantation...
 
Granted, but the ATF agents mistook it for a cover operation for pot plants and just burned it to the ground.

I wish that my tux still fit.
 
granted, but you can't find the tie or cuff links to go with it, and the shoes are too big

I wish my nails would paint themselves
 
Granted, but they also painted your arms, your legs and a mural about Michael Jackson on your chest...while you slept.

I wish that this damn Croup would go away.
 
levana said:
Granted but you have to drink it through your nose with a straw!

I wish I could win the lottery.
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Granted, but the IRS takes the winnings for back taxes...

Wish I had wings...
 
highwayman said:
Granted, but the IRS takes the winnings for back taxes...

Wish I had wings...
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Granted... but they've been clipped so they're nigh on useless. :D

I wish I could get it together to go the bed earlier.
 
Granted but you have insomnia and don't have an alarm clock...

Wish I could invest a million dollars at a good rate and then hybernate for the next 10 years...
 
highwayman said:
Granted but you have insomnia and don't have an alarm clock...

Wish I could invest a million dollars at a good rate and then hybernate for the next 10 years...
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Granted. They change currencies the day after you wake up, and you had no knowledge of the change due to your nap so your money is absolutely worthless..

I wish the price of gas would stop rising...
 
Granted. But their is rationing. You can buy gas at 20 cents a gallon but for two gallonns a week...

Wish my Ford F-250 got 50 MPG....
 
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