One night in December I was at work, and my friend said 'Hey, I'm going to grab lunch (any break is considered 'lunch', even at 7PM) at Wendy's where my girlfriend works, she can get us great discounts'
So I walk over to Wendy's with him, get a whole meal for like fifty cents, then he's like 'Hey, I need to stop at Shoprite and buy some cigarettes'
So we went to the cigarette counter, and bought two packs. The lady didn't card him and he's like 'Hey, you didn't card me.'
Then the lady said 'Well, I figured that you looked 21, and that you [gesturing towards me] looked 22, so I don't need to card you'
I was all of 16 at the time...