I got a letter!!

[unclehobart]

'cept for the post partum hormonal surges and pitfalls.

 

[tonksy]

not a fun ride i can assure you. i thought the hormonal roller coaster was over after puberty......<sigh>

 

[unclehobart]

From what I've seen... menopause.

 

[tonksy]

From what I've seen... menopause.

SSSH! not so loud...i still have a looooong time yet.

 

[unclehobart]

Be sure to let me know when youre on an upswing so that I can talk you into stuff.

 

[tonksy]

LOL why you people think i have to be talked into things is beyond me....

 

[unclehobart]

well... You being new to my acquaintence, I know rightly not how pliable thee be.

 

[tonksy]

i was always more partial to this guy... but that's just me.

 

[unclehobart]

No problemo ... I always aim to please.

*starts checking out road maps and calculating mileage figures*

hmm... Whats on your calendar for the near future? I might have some free time.

 

[tonksy]

No problemo ... I always aim to please.

*starts checking out road maps and calculating mileage figures*

hmm... Whats on your calendar for the near future? I might have some free time.

well, prof had mentioned something about a spanking seminar...not sure on the dates.....

 

[unclehobart]

Hes all the way up in fauxfrogtown, Quebec. Coordinating with him would be tricky as heck; whereas, like Dominos, I deliver.

 

[tonksy]

 

[unclehobart]

Thats no quite a yes... but its a start.

 

[Inkara1]

And he guarantees to have his delivery finished in less than half an hour!

 

[unclehobart]

Actually, Those 30 minute guarantees were done away with over a decade ago I thought... as a matter of sheer driving safety.

 

[tonksy]

yeah, they don't do that anymore. just give you an approximate time frame. you know, to help prevent the drivers from speeding in residential areas, knocking down the neighbor's dog, mailbox, lawn jockey etc.

 

[Inkara1]

...and here I thought I was all cool, playing along with the joke perfectly. How mean of you to turn the tables on me.

 

[tonksy]

aaw, you just helped to fill in that akward silence....great segue, BTW....

 

[unclehobart]

Aaron, I had to run sideways with it... after all.. you wuz dissin mah skillz.

 

[Professur]

cast aside again.

* deletes seminar from calendar*