Altron: Get them into a threesome, everybody wins..
Time to go off the topic once again and bitch about work
I have to persistently email my bosses, who are in California while I'm in Indiana, in order to get any direction, and when I have very little to report I get yelled at. I had to fluff up my monthly report this month to make it look like I actually did anything, and then they told me after the fact to send it last week. Well, if they wouldn't have me waiting on them or one of their other interns all the time, I might have actually accomplished real work this month and had something to report last week. Let me break it down for you:
This time last month, I agreed on three separate instances with two of my bosses that such and such software or file was what I needed to continue doing work in each of the three projects I have going on at the moment. One of these files is currently under control by someone who isn't actually an employee that has obligations to get it done and give it to me. One of these pieces of software had changed hands three times starting from this time last month before it finally got to me a few days ago (a few days after the monthly report was due). At the time of the report supposedly being due, I hadn't heard anything about that disk, so I couldn't tell whether it was on the way or not. And finally, the last (and possibly most important) of these pieces of software is in the hands of someone who won't give it to me unless it's in person, and our schedules of appearing in the office are completely opposite.
Literally the entire last month has been spent waiting on these people to give me what I need to do what my bosses are asking of me. So far I have one of the three items that I need for those projects. So, I was in fact able to report something on my monthly report to them. I installed some software!
However, my third boss has been gone all month and just today discussed with me what another one of her projects is about, and asked me to update 4 PDAs and an old P4 laptop with new software in preparation for it. So far I have 3 of them, and the laptop. Now I'm waiting on the fourth PDA.
How the hell do I report that all I did this month was wait, and discuss, and still make it look good? My bosses are all results-oriented, and waiting & discussing isn't much of a result to them.
Well, to be honest, I did get some login stuff working on one application, but that was the result of about 2 days' worth of work, not 30. All's I need is these last two pieces of software and I can start turning over a few dozen of these 2-days'-worth-of-work accomplishments each month.