The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[outside looking in]

"removing mold from old bread" miracle.

 

[ris]

a cold spell will move in from the west, bringing

 

[Q]

misery to the bald sheep

 

[MuFu]

, although spermcounts went through the roof throughout the country.

 

[ris]

that very morning, the post brought

 

[MuFu]

great pain to the guy that accidentally sat on it, thinking it was a

 

[Justintime]

pneumatic buns firmer, but it was really a

 

[MuFu]

sphincter-expanding torture device, first used by the Germans during

 

[Q]

ocktoberfest

 

[DuronClocker]

where all the drunken mules

 

[Q]

wore lederhosen and danced gaily in the streets with the stoned nuns(boy, those nuns get around)

 

[ris]

stoning nuns has been declared as a violation of

 

[Q]

Barbies asshole's personal code of conduct and the sheep shearers federation international

 

[ris]

along with the congress of fortune cookie populists

 

[BadBrain]

Who were attempting to insert fortunes in Bratwurst

 

[ris]

to corner the growing after-dinner sausage market.

 

[BadBrain]

when Microsoft integrated after-dinner sausages into WindowsXP-S

 

[Luis G]

our stomachs started to crash

 

[BadBrain]

Despite the instability, MS won the sausage war forcing the fortune cookie people to

 

[tarez]

relocate and find a way to battle the evil MS empire on a different front which was