The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[tarez]

Godzilla spunk which had covered the whole area after the creature on a masturbation rampage came throught he area followed by

 

[ris]

fourteen chartered accoutants.

 

[MuFu]

They checked the books carefully; 4 gallons of Godzilla jizz at a total cost of 10.5 billion Yen. The figures were way off! Something must have gone wrong during the

 

[ris]

arthur anderson accounting yearly audit.

 

[BadBrain]

Hidden inventories and losses. Artificially inlfated share value and market cap. Godzilla jizz was worthless. This made

 

[ris]

the investors very unhappy and the marched on godzilla

 

[Guest]

waiving pamphlets that said

 

[MuFu]

"Intel 5uXX0R!!!"

 

[ris]

which is another example of wierd gobbledegook.

 

[BadBrain]

And the 1337 haXorz unleashed a DOS attack on godzillajizz.com which also caused

 

[ris]

cascade failures across 4 incontinents

 

[BadBrain]

and thus June 30, 2002 came to be known as the 'dreadful day of data diarrhea'.

 

[MuFu]

This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric - the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs - Eric is Bananaman - ever alert for the call to action !

 

[ris]

and he fights the evil custard

 

[BadBrain]

tart. Her name is Lola LaRue and she's been known to

 

[Justintime]

shave the amazonian hairy back Gorilla and sometimes give him a

 

[Guest]

chocolate covered donkey

 

[tarez]

dick that can breath fire and shoot

 

[Justintime]

marshmellows and do party

 

[BadBrain]

weiners on a tray, which kinda grossed out