Professur said:Came damn close to that this morning. I was unzipping one of the bunks on the trailer, and the zipper disintegrated into a handful of teeth. While I was busting a nut trying to figure out how to sew a new 3' zipper into already fragile canvas (and where the hell do you even get a 3' zipper? I was thinking about sacraficing a sleeping bag) Mum comes to the rescue with that miracle of modern science : Velcro.
Velcro is FANTASTIC! It paid for most of my Uni education
Prof, the offer is open as far as I'm concerned. SL and Inky would have to move to Unc and Tonks's, but I could fit all five of you if need be.