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Ewww, people need to drink out of that thing! Ohhhhh, you mean /that/ kind of fountain! Mwahaha. :bolt:

James Blunt - You're Beautiful

How I behave when I'm drunk depends on what mood I was in before I started drinking and who I am surrounded by. Note to self: It's not a good idea to drink while in a bitchy mood! :evilgrin:

Use the underwear to follow Prof's suggestion and just go commando. :shrug:

All that I have to say is, if not for the new posts option, I would still be entirely lost and confused and trembling in fear at the thought of reading through thousands of threads. I'd most likely be annoying you all by posting to 2 year old threads too! :D

I went to a work organized dance, had a few beers, danced a few songs and was home by midnight (so I wouldn't turn into a pumpkin of course!). Now /that's/ a sign of getting old... going out and coming home early. :grinyes:

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There was this woman at work tonight with really horrible breath. I kept offering her a stick of gum but she kept saying no. Is there a polite way to let someone know their breath smells like week old roadkill? :shrug:

Ooo! Speaking of chick flicks... I loooooved The Notebook. :D

I hate people that feel the need to stand 2 inches from my face while they talk to me. You back away and they move with you... makes me wanna just run away quickly.

I've met men that think "Hey baby, show me your tits!" is an intelligent way to get a lover. Maybe a smack upside the head instead?

What would you say are your 3 favorite movies? Not in any particular order (and surely if I took more time to think about it my list would change): The Princess Bride The Lost Boys Dogma A couple of the ones on my stinker list: Wendigo The Offseason Don't you /hate/ when...

Bah! She/he was wearing a sheer curtain! LOL

Things that make you go hmm. aaaaaaaaack!! no penii please! - Leslie

Eminem - Mockingbird

Although I don't think that I look younger than my 35 years, I was recently carded at the casino. I was peeved seeing as I had left my purse in the trunk of the car and it was pissing rain outside. I've also had young pups hit on me while clubbing with the girls. I'm /still/ amazed how many...

Audioslave - What You Are

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According to my hubby, true love is sitting on your beloved and THEN farting. Hmm, that thankfully hasn't happened in the shower though. :)

*shudder*